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Effective Date: February 14, 2025
Last Updated: Right now
By clicking "I Agree," you acknowledge and accept the following terms:
The Party of the First Part ("Boyfriend") hereby reserves the right to give unlimited forehead kisses at any time, without prior notice.
The Boyfriend reserves the right to touch your amazing booty at any time. No exceptions. No appeals.
A maximum of two (2) romantic movies per calendar month is permitted. These may not be scheduled consecutively. Any violation of this clause will result in a mandatory viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy or Oppenheimer.
The Boyfriend reserves "shotgun" rights to leftovers or unfinished food in any dining setting, and will in turn however allow sharing of a taste-bite of his own food.
You hereby acknowledge that you are, in fact, the most beautiful person alive. Any attempt to dispute this clause will be overruled.